Ballbusting Wordplay




 * Violent Orchid: It's very important you have a high pain threshold, because I can be a real handful! (C1P06)


 * While squeezing his balls with her hand.


 * Violent Orchid: I just love a man with stamina! (C1P08)
 * Referring to both classical stamina and Capable Man's ability to take hits to the balls.
 * Violent Orchid: I was sure that I broke a few things down there! (C1P09)
 * Jokingly referring to the fact that she may have popped his testicles.
 * Violent Orchid: You've got balls Pete! But they seem to be getting you into trouble! Maybe you should have them removed! (C1P11)
 * "Balls" refers to both courage and testicles, and both of them are getting him into trouble; Violent Orchid is jokinly offerring to remove them (both is testicles and his courage).
 * One of Violent Orchid's weaknesses is "Family Jewels," referring to both the jewels that she steals and testicles.
 * Violent Orchid's job responsibility is "Crushing Grapes With Her Feet," referring to both her job as a winemaker and her ballbusting passion.
 * Violent Orchid's favorite comic is Self Defense by Knave, which is a ballbusting comic.
 * Presumably, this is Cruz's (the author's) favorite comic
 * Violent Orchid's career highlight was when she "Pinched the Pharoah's Precious Stones in a Smash and Grab Job," which means both stealing valuables in a smash and grab job and pinching testicles and also smashing and grabbing them.
 * Violent Orchid: Are you stupid, or just plain nuts! Hee hee, "nuts"! (C1P13)
 * While punching Capable Man in the nuts.
 * Violent Orchid: Here, let me step on the gas for you! VROOM! (C1P14)
 * While stomping on Tele-Pete's balls.
 * Violent Orchid: Anyone know a good mechanic? (C1P15)
 * Implying Tele-Pete's balls need to be repaired.
 * Violent Orchid: Tele-Pete was a complete bust! (C1P15)
 * Shortened form of ballbust.
 * Misogy-Ninja: The Misogy-Ninjas will always tri-OOMPH!! (MvS01)
 * Kicked in the balls midsentence by a She-Nobi.
 * Violent Orchid: After this, you won't even be able to screw yourself! (C1P16)
 * Jokingly implying that Capable Man's testicles will no longer function properly.
 * Violent Orchid: If you are going to hang with me, you had better step up your game. (C1P17)
 * While hanging Capable Man by his balls.
 * Violent Orchid: We will try again next week, if you can re-grow a pair! (C1P18)
 * Referring to Capable Man's regenerative power and that she may have destroyed his balls.
 * She-Nobi: Perhaps I could squeeze you for more information? (MvS02)
 * While interrogating a Misogy-Ninja by squeezing his balls.
 * Violent Orchid is referred to in the Wanted poster as the Mankiller and the Dwarf, both referring to the fact that she hits below the belt.
 * The bank in Chapter 2 is called Money Sack.
 * Balls are often called the sack.
 * Capable Man renames himself "Iron Crotch," referring to the armor protecting his balls.
 * Violent Orchid: Well, one of us will have to let go. (C2P01)
 * A bank guard is holding a gun and she is holding his balls.
 * Violent Orchid: Maybe your new name should be "Ironic Crotch"? (C2P04)
 * To Capable Man after his Guy Guard 400 proves ineffectual and she knees him in the balls.
 * Violent Orchid: The only thing I like about plans is squashing them! (C2P06)
 * While squashing Capable Man's balls.
 * Telekinetic: I can manipulate object with my mind. Especially, small objects! (Telekinesis!)
 * While crushing Spaceman's balls via telekinesis and implying that they are small.
 * Foot-baller: I am the Foot-Baller! Violent Orchid: Hey, that's my name should have been! (C2P12)
 * Referring to her passion for ballbusting.
 * Violent Orchid: I bet I have more career sacks than you! (C2P12)
 * To Foot-Baller after he says she can't play football; sacks are another word for balls.
 * Violent Orchid: Gimme a "V!" Gimme an "O!" Gimme a fight, and you'll get a low blow! (C2P13)
 * Violent Orchid "punts" Foot-Baller's balls, referring to a move in football.
 * The password to L.I.M.P.'s secret base is "Ninjas Unite to Succeed," which spells out "NUTS."
 * She-Nobi: You guys got stomped! (MvS07)
 * While stomping a Misogy-Ninja's balls.
 * Virtue Knight: Negator of need! Violent Orchid: Ha ha, your friend here has been "kneed" enough to "negate" reproduction! (C2P17)
 * Violent Orchid: Well, I definitely resist arrest! But I just can't resist a bust! (C2P18)
 * While punching Virtue Knight in the balls.
 * Violent Orchid: You're a knight! Well guess what? I'm no princess! (C2P19)
 * While slamming a shield down on Virtue Knight's balls.
 * Violent Orchid: Say "SQUEEEEZE"! (C2P21)
 * As she crushes his balls in front of a security camera since people say "cheese" when in front of a camera.
 * Misogy-Ninja: These parts of the building are private! She-Nobi: If your "parts" are so private then you shouldn't leave them wide open! (MvS08)
 * As she grabs his balls. (Balls are often called private parts.)
 * Gamma Rae: Is one of your superpowers resistance to concentrated beams of energy? (MvS09)
 * While blasting Gun Knight's balls with beams of energy.
 * Violent Orchid: If you try to teleport away, I'm keeping these! (C3P03)
 * Referring to Tele-Pete's balls, which she's grabbing.
 * Violent Orchid: I'm not very good with restraint. (C3P04)
 * After Misogy-Ninjas try to chain her, referring to both physical restraints (chains) and resisting temptation (the temptation to ballbust the Misogy-Ninjas).
 * Andrena: I have a good grip on the situation. (MvS11)
 * While grabbing a Misogy-Ninja's balls.
 * She-Nobi: Right in the magic missile! (MvS12)
 * After another She-Nobi punches Squishy Wizard in the balls. ("Magic Missile" refers to his dick.)
 * She-Nobi: This must be why you're called a "Squishy"? (MvS12)
 * While squeezing Squishy Wizard's balls.
 * She-Nobi: Counterspell!! (MvS12)
 * While kneeing him in the balls, because Squishy Wizard cannot cast spells when his concentration is broken.
 * She-Nobi: Oops, fizzle. (MvS12)
 * After Squishy Wizard is kneed in the balls because his spell has fizzled.
 * She-Nobi: Now I cast "orbs of excruciating pain"! (MvS12)
 * Said in the style of classic RPGs, the orbs refer to Squishy WIzard's balls and the excruciating pain they will undergo.
 * Andrena: There go his magic beans! (MvS12)
 * After a Squishy Wizard was punched in the balls by a She-Nobi. (Magic beans refer to his balls)
 * Scientist: Somewhere... sensitive! (C3P11)
 * After asked where she should spray the antidote to cause an extreme burning sensation.
 * Hypno: My eyeballs! Violent Orchid: You should worry about your balls! (C3P13)
 * While she grabs him by the balls.
 * Instructions: Guards neutralized. Super-Lex: More like neutered, haha!
 * Neutering is removal of the testicles.
 * She-Nobi: Dave is currently suffering from a vicious bee sting! (C3P15)
 * When Andrena is stomping on Dave's balls.
 * Andrena: That's the point! (C3P15)
 * While kicking Horman in the balls with the point of her heel.
 * Andrena: The first step is unmanning all L.I.M.P. bases! (C3P15)
 * While kneeing Horman in the balls; to unman can be to remove personnel but also to emasculate.
 * Andrena: Looks like we caught you with your dick in your hand! (C3P15)
 * "Dick in your hand" means powerless, but in this case Horman was literally holding his balls which had been kneed by Andrena
 * Super-Lex: We're on top of it! (C3P21)
 * She is literally on top of Dogman's balls as well.
 * Scientist: It may shock you, but this little scientist can defend herself! (C03P22)
 * Right before shocking his balls with a taser.
 * Scientist: I bet that "Hertz"! (C03P23)
 * Hertz is a unit of frequency used to describe electrical shocks.
 * Andrena: I knew you wouldn't have the balls to stand and fight! (C03P24)
 * "Balls" can also be courage.
 * Violent Orchid: One of your many weaknesses! (C03P25)
 * Talking about Super-Dick's inability to fight dirty while kicking him in the balls.
 * She-Nobi: Looks like he's under a lot of pressure at the moment. (C03P28)
 * Talking about Super-Dick's balls getting stomped on.
 * She-Nobi: They look pretty deflated now! Gamma Rae: The morale of the men? She-Nobi: Oh yeah, them too! (C03P28)
 * While watching a video of Super-Dick's balls getting stomped, implying that his balls look deflated.
 * Gadget Girl: Let me try your laser gun. It looks like a blast! (C04P09)
 * While blasting the armored soldier in the balls.
 * Armored Soldier: I'd like to keep my job, thanks! Gadget Girl: But isn't there something you'd like to keep even more?
 * While Chamellia stomps on his balls.
 * Chamellia: Your luck has come up tails!
 * While smacking the force field generator's balls with her new chameleon-like tail.